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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Worst. Halloween. EVER.

I was supposed to go to Rocky Horror Picture Show at Higher Ground with some friends. I show up, Christine tells me that they're checking for IDs and the show is 18+ (I knew this already, but I figured they'd let me in). So I agreed for me to wait until the show was over to hang out. So I called up Ashley, to see if she could hang out. She was trick-or-treating, but going home soon. So I while I waited for her to get home, I went and got a vanilla latte from Starbucks. However, when I returned to my car, I discovered I had locked my keys in the ignition. It took me an hour and a half to get a coat hanger (with the help of all the security guards at Higher Ground and the merch guy for Lotus). I got my keys, by then it was too late to see Ashley, so I waited a little more. I drove around Burlington for a bit, but concluded I absolutely hate driving there. So I went home. I stopped in Montpelier to see if anything was going on or if anyone I knew was out. There was something going on at the Langdon Street Cafe, but it was too late for me to do anything. So I finally went home.

I guess it could have been worse.

-Matt

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